Saturday, December 18, 2010

December 18th

Someone new has arrived in the neighborhood!


EGADS! It's a naked old man!!

Did the warmth of the fireplace attract a homeless person? You can't just be naked outside! It's against the law! Now the neighborhood needs a police station!


I want to make sure all children know that when a naked stranger like this appears, run away!! It may look funny but he might be dangerous! Get to a safe place or find another adult!


Watch out coming out of that alleyway between the Fire Station and the Grand Emporium! You can't see what's around the corner until...



... it's too late.

*CRASH!*

This is the first traffic accident on this street in 80 years!









What a way to meet someone new in your neighborhood!

Uh oh... here comes Pam running. Looks like she's going to be pretty upset!

And now everyone's forgotten about that naked old man that started all this...

2 comments:

  1. This one is absolutely too funny for words! Gma and I just laughed and laughed! Your accuracy in depiction of the nuances of their emotions by mere placement and positioning of tiny plastic pieces is SO amazing! The photographic perspectives are so artistic and emphasize the situation perfectly as it is narrated in your writing. <3

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  2. Ha ha! It reminds me of the homeless man you tried to help during his "seizure" that ended up being not a seizure at all, but a masterbating perv!! HAHAHA!

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